[approaches straight couple] so which is the donkey and which is the dragon
wakey wakey eggs and bakey
but I’m a vegan
wakey wakey vegetables
if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i fucking hate my singing voice
For April Fools’ Day, my local radio station is playing literally nothing but Backstreet Boys’ songs and announcing them as other songs, and I think that’s beautiful.
That’s not a joke that’s a gift